Avoid, Ignore or Quit

By Joanne Miller

Summary

A man interacts with a narrator, his wife and co-worker in a few vignettes that show how passive he is in living his life.  He is confronted with immaturity in conflict, laziness and giving up.
 

Characters

Pete Ė a man who tries to avoid confrontation, responsibility
Susan Ė Peteís wife
Jim Ė Peteís co-worker
Narrator

Script

(Scene: Pete is seated in an outdoor lounge chair with sunglasses, a drink and a newspaper up in front of his face.)

Narrator: Meet Pete Passive.

Pete: (Peering around newspaper) Pete who?

Narrator: Passive, Pete Passive.

Pete: Thatís not me.  Iím Pete Manning.

Narrator: Your name is Pete Manning, but you really are Pete Passive.

Pete: What are you talking about?

Narrator: Iím talking about how you live your life, how you behave and handle conflict.  Take for instance last night with Susan.

(Susan is sitting at a table in the background.  Lights up on Susan and Pete walks into scene.)

Susan: Look at this, Pete.

Pete: What is it?

Susan: Itís a brochure on camping at The Grand Canyon.  Letís take the kids on a real vacation this year.

Pete: Susan, you know we always go to my parentsí house on our vacation.

Susan: I know, Pete, but after 12 years of that I think itís time we had a vacation for our family.

Pete: My parents would never forgive me if I didnít go to their house for my vacation.

Susan: Pete, youíre a grown man!  You donít have to do everything your parents want you to do!  Weíre a family.  We need family time together.

Pete: My parents are our family too.  Weíre going there and I donít want to hear anymore about it.  (Plugs his ears and walks out of scene making noise to cover Susanís voice.)

Narrator: Now thereís a real mature way to handle conflict.

Pete: So maybe I didnít handle that the best way, but I usually do very well with other people.  Iím good at work.

Narrator: Oh, really.  Did you ever consider that laziness is just another form of passivity?  Letís take a look.

(Scene comes up on a coworker.)

Jim: Hey, Pete, come over here, will you?

Pete: Sure, Jim.  Whatís up?

Jim: I think thereís a mistake here.  If we go ahead with these plans weíll be putting siding over two windows and a door in this house.

Pete: Yeah, I know.  Thatís the way I laid it out.

Jim: You did?  Why would you want to cover up a door and two windows?

Pete: Do you know how much easier it is to just go right over the top of things like that?

Jim: Yeah, but wonít the owners be mad?

Pete: Nah, they wonít ever know unless we tell them.  They bought the house sight unseen and hired us to fix it up at our discretion.

Jim: Do you think this is right though, Pete?

Pete: Trust me, Jim.  Itíll be a lot easier, and no one will be the wiser if you just keep quiet about it.

Jim: Well, youíre the boss.  I just hope the neighbors donít tell them.

Pete: You worry too much, Jim.  Take life easy, thatís my motto.   Iíll get the plywood.  (Walks out of scene.)

Narrator: See what I mean?

Pete: Hey, I work hard enough.  Whatís wrong with taking an easier way?

Narrator: Yeah, the easy way sounds good, doesnít it?

Pete: Sounds good to me.

Narrator: Kind of like that race you were in, huh Pete?

Pete: Yeah, well I never should have signed up for a 2-mile race.  Iím really a short-distance runner.  You know what I mean?

Narrator: Yes, I know.

(Lights up on Susan and Jim holding poles with finish line tape.  Pete runs in place pretending he is running a race.  Part way there he sits down on the ground and pulls out a coke and chips.  He begins to cheer the ďotherĒ runners on.)

Susan: Come on, Pete.  Get up.  You have to finish the race.

Jim: Run, Pete.  You donít have far to go.

Pete: I went as far as I wanted to go.  Iím done running.

Susan: Then get up and walk.  Just finish the race.  Little Petey is waiting for you over here.

Pete: Tell him to come to me.  Iím tired.

Narrator: Nice example to set for your kid, Pete.  Just quit when the going gets tough.

Pete: Hey, who are you anyway and why are you on my case today?

Narrator: Iím just an interested bystander.

Pete: Yeah, well I donít want to hear anymore from you.  Go bystand somewhere else.

Narrator: Thereís just one more thing Iíd like to mention.  (Pete plugs his ears and walks offstage making noise as he did with Susan.)

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Copyright John & Joanne Miller, all rights reserved.
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